something

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

illuminotus:

battledinosaur:

I love this show with my whole heart.

this show has changed my life 

helloimdeath:

cynicalwitch:

chocobolatay:

iamtonysexual:


Neptune hasn’t completed an orbit since it was discovered

wow dang u slowpoke

Like wow

The moon looks like an excited puppy waiting for Earth to feed it and give it cuddles and Earth is like “MOVE, I CAN’T FEED YOU IF YOU’RE RUNNING UNDER MY LEGS, GOD DAMMIT”

Someone draw that!!!

helloimdeath:

cynicalwitch:

chocobolatay:

iamtonysexual:


Neptune hasn’t completed an orbit since it was discovered

wow dang u slowpoke

Like wow

The moon looks like an excited puppy waiting for Earth to feed it and give it cuddles and Earth is like “MOVE, I CAN’T FEED YOU IF YOU’RE RUNNING UNDER MY LEGS, GOD DAMMIT”

Someone draw that!!!

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
awwww-cute:

Excuse me, which isle were those?

awwww-cute:

Excuse me, which isle were those?

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
Lemony Snicket (via zubat)
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
babygoatsandfriends:

Naissance Farm