like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’
Neptune hasn’t completed an orbit since it was discovered
wow dang u slowpoke
The moon looks like an excited puppy waiting for Earth to feed it and give it cuddles and Earth is like “MOVE, I CAN’T FEED YOU IF YOU’RE RUNNING UNDER MY LEGS, GOD DAMMIT”
Someone draw that!!!
I still want you to flirt with me.
|—||A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)|
Excuse me, which isle were those?
|—||Lemony Snicket (via zubat)|